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826CHI Card: "Love is yuck and nasty"
826CHI Card: "Love is yuck and nasty"
826CHI Card: "Love is yuck and nasty"

826CHI Card: "Love is yuck and nasty"

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Tell them how you really feel. 

Based on "Who Wants Love?" by Quinn W., grade 4, which is featured in The 826CHI Compendium, Vol. III. 826CHI

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Who Wants Love?

Love is a great thing because it’s made out of hearts
and beauty and prettiness and handsomeness and
awesomeness. And POW!

Loves goes slow. Love is ridiculous. Love is fast
like a pony with a wizard costume on and a green
mustache. Love is sad. Love is crazy. Love is around
the world. Love is a deck of cards. Family Love
is happy and cool—boyfriend and girlfriend
Love is yuck and nasty.
When it comes to love, a man has to have a job,
a good diploma, and has to have an eight-pack.
And he has to cook and has to look handsome.
He probably has to be in his thirties.